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S12 E5

Top Gear · Season 12, Episode 5

Jeremy and Richard in “November 30th, 2008”

[Jeremy has proposed putting giant magnets on the front of cars to avert collisions, and a member of the audience has pointed out another benefit]

Jeremy

The man here - doesn't look bright - he's just pointed out that you'd be driving along, every screw and nail [pantomimes road debris adhering to the bumper magnet] doonk, doonk, doonk, on the front, you'd never get a puncture!

Richard

Along with the manhole covers and signposts! And the railings! And traffic lights! And dogs with metal collars on! And skips!

Jeremy

You are just nitpicking.

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