[May has a coughing fit as the Porsche Panamera appears on the TV.]
You all right?
'Scuse me - no, I'm going to die now.
Is it this, has this made you feel sick?
I was going to say, that's exactly what it is - I looked at that and it nearly killed me, it's so awful.
[...]
What gets me is, who's going to say of this, "No, no, I don't want the Maserati Quattroporte or, what, you know that four-door Lamborghini we had in the studio last week, do you remember? Who's going to say, "No, I want this instead"? That's like being offered the choice of marrying two women, one of them unkind and ugly, and the other beautiful with a heart of gold, and saying, "No, I want the brutal minger."
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