[On discussing the V8 Beef and Brick smoothie Jeremy just put together with a 6.2litre V8 powered food blender]
Jeremy
It needs a name.
Richard
We should give it a name. We should call it... Desperate Shag in a Skip.
[James drinks some of the smoothie, and immediately looks disgusted]
Jeremy
I think he likes it!
James
I've got the name for it.
Jeremy
What?
James
The Bloody Awful!
Jeremy
[to Richard] Have you tried some?
Richard
Yeah.
Jeremy
You haven't! Show me putting it in your mouth. [Richard drinks some, and also reacts with disgust] That will put testes on your chest, that will.
Richard
[shouting] It's put hairs on my eyeballs!
Jeremy
I'm not sure this works! [they all laugh]
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