Jeremy
Now listen you two: no irony, no hyperbole, no sarcasm and don't put a cow on your roof!
Richard
Can I crash into James every time we stop?
Jeremy
No.
Richard
Just a tiny--
Jeremy
No!
[they set off]
Jeremy
If Hammond drives into May's car, Bruce Willis will come in a State Department gunship and we shall all be killed!
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