[starting the news]
Right, the news. And of course we've been off the air for a while...
[walking on] God, he is such a child.
Yeah, where is he anyway?
I don't know; in the audience somewhere flicking people's ears and blaming the people next...
[from in the crowd] Excuse me... excuse me...
[Jeremy appears wearing a silk shirt]
[Audience applauds but Jeremy feigns ignorance]
You ah, you wearing that for a bet?
Yeah. Aaah, anyway...
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