[After learning that Richard and James lost]
Jeremy: Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close.
Richard: [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed...
James: Wait for it...
[Translator device then speaks]
Richard: Which is...
James: Japanese for...
Both: Oh cock!
  
  Jeremy: Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close.
Richard: [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed...
James: Wait for it...
[Translator device then speaks]
Richard: Which is...
James: Japanese for...
Both: Oh cock!
 [After learning that Richard and James lost]  
 Jeremy : Honestly, 3 minutes and 12 seconds; that was so close. 
 Richard : [faces Buddha] Thanks Buddha, you looked after him...[breathes hard]...disappointed... 
 James : Wait for it... 
 [Translator device then speaks]  
 Richard : Which is... 
 James : Japanese for... 
 Both : Oh cock! 
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