Jeremy
[Regarding Hammond and May in Japan] Those two have got so many different connections to make, so many different modes of transport to go on. The chances of them making it without making a single mistake are nil, and if they do make a mistake, that's it.
[Cut to James and Richard]
James
See these manhole covers?
Richard
NO!
James
They're fantastic.
[Cut back to Jeremy]
Jeremy
A boy from Birmingham, and a man with no sense of direction, in Japan, won't win. The end.
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