[at the end of the race, back in the hangar]
Can I just say, that was the hardest thing we've ever done - being nice to each other for 24 hours.
Well, you know when you pulled up in the pits and you said "Good luck, mate", I nearly crashed!
Ooh, I felt dirty saying it, mate; it was wrong.
Still, we ended up coming third in our class...
...out of five...
...out of five, yes, and we finished 39th out of 46, [turning to James] partly actually because you drove so slowly!
Ooh, now, come on a minute...
Actually, hang on, you risked us not finishing at all by driving like an idiot in that last stint...
No, but wait, we would have finished 10th, mathematical certainty, if you hadn't hit that Mosler! We would have been 10th!
You said it wasn't my fault...
I was being nice, I didn't mean it...
Hey, this is more like it, isn't it? Normal service is being resumed!
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