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S10 E9

Top Gear · Season 10, Episode 9

Richard, Jeremy and others in “December 9th, 2007”

[at the end of the race, back in the hangar]

Richard

Can I just say, that was the hardest thing we've ever done - being nice to each other for 24 hours.

Jeremy

Well, you know when you pulled up in the pits and you said "Good luck, mate", I nearly crashed!

Richard

Ooh, I felt dirty saying it, mate; it was wrong.

Jeremy

Still, we ended up coming third in our class...

James

...out of five...

Jeremy

...out of five, yes, and we finished 39th out of 46, [turning to James] partly actually because you drove so slowly!

James

Ooh, now, come on a minute...

Richard

Actually, hang on, you risked us not finishing at all by driving like an idiot in that last stint...

Jeremy

No, but wait, we would have finished 10th, mathematical certainty, if you hadn't hit that Mosler! We would have been 10th!

Richard

You said it wasn't my fault...

Jeremy

I was being nice, I didn't mean it...

James

Hey, this is more like it, isn't it? Normal service is being resumed!

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