[After Jeremy completes his ride comfort with eggs test, he wipes the egg from his hair using the driver's seat of Richard's car].
Jeremy
[voiceover] ... Except I was desperately needed to wash my hair.
Richard
Oh get off Jeremy! That's disgus...ting [Jeremy is now standing up.]
Jeremy
What I have just done is I've wiped my hair on a seat that's 30 years old and has had some Midlander's bottom on it!
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