Jeremy and Richard in “November 25th, 2007”

Have you ever wanted to buy, OK, a sports car that's got a diesel engine, top speed of 150 miles an hour, that's a high-riding 4x4 off-road car and is also a four-seater convertible?

Neither have I. But Audi's made one anyway. Here it is.

What! What do you do with it?

I've no idea. It's called the Cross Cabriolet. Not as cross as the owner's going to be when he buys it and realized he looks like Graham Norton's plumber.