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S10 E5

Top Gear · Season 10, Episode 5

Richard, Jeremy and others in “November 11th, 2007”

[on the car's loss in the race]

Richard

Can I clear something up? I don't get this. Watching the film, you get the impression that the car arrive fifteen minutes after everybody else. Now if I remember correctly when I got there, James, you were already there and had been for ages.

Jeremy

He was, and you know something else? I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

James

Yes, and I'm pretty sure I remember going straight past Hammond with his head stuck in some railings.

Richard

That happened!

Jeremy

And you know what? London doesn't have a river, so I couldn't have done it by boat! And there you go, what Top Gear - which is a trusted, factual, award winning show - has proved is, despite what you saw in that stupid and misleading film the car was the fastest!

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