[after revealing Simon Cowell has beaten Gordon Ramsay for first place on the Celebrity Lap Time Board.]
Jeremy
And Gordon Ramsay has just committed suicide.
Simon
Well, to be fair to Gordon Ramsay, he's fat.
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