[From the unedited news]
Although it gives me an idea, 'cause we've got our track here; why don't we have track days, but instead of getting caught up on how fast you go round and all that, we just let people smoke while they're driving.
Or put their make-up on.
Or use their mobile phone. All the stuff you want to do.
Or eat a pie.
Yeah! Round our track.
Yeah! Yeah! And speed!
And have a wank. [Whilst making masturbation gestures] I'm going round the Hammerhead now!
Ahh, none of that's going on the telly!
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