“You're not seriously suggesting that the British Coast...”

You're not seriously suggesting that the British Coast Guard drove all the way up to Watford and set fire to our chairs, are you?

No I'm not. I know who did this.

Who?

Fifth Gear.

[...]

D'you think they're a bit jealous?

Yeah. So please, really. Tiff, Vicki? Stop burning our things.

Yes.

Can I just say, the seats we used to have were from a Vauxhall Senator. So if anyone out there is watching and they have a Vauxhall Senator -

Well, hang on, you're gonna say "if you've got a Vauxhall Senator and you don't need the seats."

That's right. Uh, write to us at "I've got a Vauxhall Senator and I drive everywhere standing up," BBC Television, uh, London, wherever we are.

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