[testing Hammond's stretched MG]
Where is the heater?
Well, that is a problem, because it - the engine, of course, is at the back, and the pipes, I - it hasn't got one!
You're the stupidest man I've ever met.
[on his stretched Fiat Panda]
I had to lop seven feet out of the middle (to make it road-legal) but it is now quite nippy, 'cause it's only eight feet longer than a bus!
LLemar
(to James May): Remember,earlier,when I was talking about circles? I mean,Harrods,I've seen it twice,I don't need to see it a third time.
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