James, Jeremy and others in “March 4th, 2007”

Now, you know that new law about kids under four foot five, they have to use booster seats in the car?

[pointing at Richard] He does.

Yes, all right. I just knew...

All right. People under four foot five have to use a booster seat in the car. Well, in North Yorkshire, the police say they cannot enforce that law, and d'you know why? They do not have the - [breaks up giggling] They do not have the legal - [breaks up giggling again]

I can't wait for this now. The legal... ?

Because they do not have - the legal right - to me-measure children!

Just measure them?

So if you see a policeman measuring your children, you think, "Quick, call the - oh."

So they'll have to do what they usually do, then, and just put up some new sort of camera by the road, to monitor children in cars and make sure they -

No, no, no, you can't video children. You ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out of the boot.

Well, go to your own kids' sports day, maybe they'll let you do it.