[To Simon Pegg in the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car interview]
Now, can I just move on, 'cause films, you're a bit of a buff I gather.
I am a bit.
Star Wars, in particular.
Yeah absolutely.
Did you not once write a three-and-a-half thousand word essay on why you thought C3PO was gay?
[Simon giving his explanations]
And you could argue that C3PO is a kind of emasculated homosexual. Because he's very camp, but he was safe because he didn't have a willy.
Homosexual men have willies.
He's sexually non-threatening.
Graham Norton's got a willy.
How do you know?
[Jeremy is now at a loss of words, at which point the audience laughs]
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