[Reading the third (or maybe last) question from the safe driving course]
What's the primary hazard facing drivers when driving at night? Anybody want to hazard a guess at that? No hang on, this is [straining to hear an answer from the audience] go on, what? Dark. Anything else?
Germans!
[Audience laughs]
Germans.
These are all valid, valid points.
None of these things are on my list, anybody else got any thoughts?
Peasants!
Peasants.
No. It's, um, glare from other vehicles' headlamps. Cyclists in dark clothing; it's their own fault for not working hard enough, not having a car.
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