[Jeremy is reading a Thai cookery book, planning lunch]
James, you know that shop you went to this morning? Did it have any raw prawns?
No.
Coconut milk?
No.
Green curry paste?
No.
Coriander leaves? Snake beans?
It had some potatoes.
Oh, well I'd do chips then.
[he then causes a pan fire which then burns down their, and the adjoining, caravan]
Oh God. Uh, Richard!
What?
Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher?
No. Why?
[outside] How do you put a pan fire out?
Tea towel in water.
[inside, the cabinets are shown burning] Richard, are there any water?
No, I used it all on my hair.
Guys, it is no longer a pan fire, it's a van fire.
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