James, Jeremy and Richard and others in “June 4th, 2006”

OK, here we are with the sitting down news, which comes from Subaru who are arranging a series of track days for £250. You can go the Prodrive test track and thrash around in an Impreza or one of those bigger one whose name is - um -

Legacy.

Legacy, that's the one! Um, there's only a few conditions: you have to be eighteen years or over, you have to have had a full driving license for over a year... ooh, and you have to be between 5 foot 2 and 6 foot 7, so that's you two out. Excellent. [Laughter]

That's "heightist" frankly.

Yeah, that's "heightist."

I can't think of a better recommendation actually.

What?

Us not being able to do it?

Exactly, I'll be going, I'll see you there.