Jeremy, Richard and others in “May 28th, 2006”

This is the safest car ever made.

I've got a scar!

Oh I've got bruised balls and a very badly barked cock.

The brilliance of this car is that you're never really going fast enough to properly hurt yourself.

You're never really going fast enough to get where you're going in it!

Sixty miles an hour, what was it? Thirty-five seconds.

How safe's that?!

Have you ever - have you ever been in a dining room doing sixty miles an hour?

Do you want me to show you what it's like to be smacked on the head with a wingback chair?

Look, the problem is taste, OK? If you [Richard] made a car to look like the inside of your house, it would have a horse in it. And you [James], your house is just full of pictures of the Queen!