[Richard and James observe as Jeremy yet again stops to refuel his notoriously thirsty car at a service station in southern France]
How can he need more?
Have you noticed how his right bicep is now slightly bigger than his left one?
[Richard laughs]
...have you also noticed that when he fills his car up, he stands like a teapot?
[Richard laughs harder and the camera reveals this to be true - Jeremy has his unoccupied hand on his hip, and his legs crossed]
[Jeremy wanders over]
James, I've run out of money.
Have you... what an interesting predicament.
[quietly] Please can I borrow some money.
I'm not-- we're not bailing you out!
You want me to pay for your petrol?
Yes!
Right, the nation is observing...
[wandering off] I haven't got any money...
...while I fund your ridiculous petrol habit.
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