[during the news, talking about the website Top Gayer]
Right, there's a new motoring website that's come out. It's for homosexuals...
(Audience Laughs as Richard abruptly reacts.)
It's a motoring site for homosexuals. You know what they called it?
(An audience member at the back shouts "Top Queer")
No, not Top Queer...
(Audience laughs, followed by applause)
...though that's very good.
That's very good.
That's better than what they've come up with.
It is actually better.
They've actually called it... "Top Gayer."
(Audience laughs as a screenshot of the site is shown.)
I like Top Queer more!
Yeah. We'll set up a rival one.
The best thing about it, okay? 'Cause I went in and checked this one out, and...
Did you?
Yeah. The editor is called Rich. (Pauses then looks at Richard...)
Oh come on! It's not--
No, he's put a CV of himself in and he says he lives in the Cotswolds...
Well yeah I do--
He's got a 4x4.
Yes I have, but I'm not moonlighting as the editor of a gay website OK?
He's got a dog!
Yes look...I've got a...but it's not me!
He's had his teeth whitened.
I haven't had... I have not had my teeth whitened!
What they just become white?
In the same way that yours have gone green!
[Jeremy laughs]
It just happens to your teeth!
Anyway listen. If you are a homosexual and you want to know about... cars, write to "Richard Hammond, Suspiciously Neat House...
[Richard laughs]
...Dog Lane, The Cotswolds!"
Thank you!
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