Jeremy and Richard in “July 31st, 2005”

Now, listen chaps, I have had the pleasure of driving one of these before and there are one or two things I need to tell you. First of all, okay, if you see an obstacle, like if we're going over there, if you see one of those trees coming towards you--too late, you're gonna hit it.

Alright, okay.

Well, you're not worried about that?

Well, if that's what happens….

You'll turn the handlebars, that won't make any difference--straight on, okay? So you think, "Alright, I'll lift off the power, the air will come out of the sack, it'll dig in and you'll be jettisoned at 50 miles an hour into the tree--

Oh, so you hit the tree with or without the hovercraft.

Yes, that's your choice.