[on the high powered quad bike]
Jeremy
This has a top speed - and I know this because I've done it - of one million miles an hour, a million! What really annoys me is that Hammond's gonna go, "Hey, it's really pretty, I can ride standing up and everything!" and I can't. Because I'm too tall and too old and too fat and I hate it!
Richard
It has a 450cc, single cylinder engine that makes a thousand, million horsepower, and it's faster than light!
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