Richard and Jeremy in “November 23rd, 2003”

Jeremy, can I ask - what's that?

This is an Alfa Romeo GTV6, a magnificent car!

It is. And I believe you had one!

I did indeed.

And how much did you pay for it, Jeremy?

Ah, £5000.

Mm, and then you sold it. And how much did you sell it for?

Ah, £3000.

OK, that didn't go too well. How much was it worth a year later?

£7,000.

So how much do you know about all of this? Absolutely nothing.