Stephen and Jeremy in “November 2nd, 2003”

Yes... yes... you've written well and turgidly about Norfolk! Not turgidly, exactly.

Well, it was just, that time, the first - well, not the first time I went there, but I can remember, not that long ago, driving along a main road, filled up with petrol and I gave the bloke in the cashpoint my credit card... he just put it in the till! "No, no... no, no... you're supposed to swipe it..."

This is the home of Lotus! It's an advanced, sophisticated county!

Now, you see, that was a bad example.

Well, there were the - all right, but it's a... it's a mysterious county. There are - you go through a beautiful Old World village with a sort of mullion-windowed rectory with ivy over it and the squire's house and a beautiful old church, and then a sign saying, "HOT RODDING".