Isn't the Isle of Man just amazing?
It's fabulous! It's like someone's gone out and designed Top Gear Fantasy Island specially for us!
Oh, if the Isle of Man was this great, I'd be absolutely blown away by the Isle of Woman.
Yes, the kippers were good --
Yes, but there's no speed limits here, James! "Ooh I know, but the kippers!"
I'd rather the pussy cat than the kipper.
They were good, though!
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