Jeremy in “June 8th, 2003”

[On the Renault Clio V6]

Imagine watching the entire French air force crash into a fireworks factory. That's how much of a laugh this car is.

[...]

Oh, and it's the least maneuverable car on the road. Oil tanker captains have been heard to say that their ships have the turning circles of Clio V6s.

[...]

I think the problem is that it's... French.

[later, with overdone French accent.]

I don't want to go around this corner fast. I want to go home and make love and make cheese. That's what I like doing most of all 'cause I'm French!