Jeremy and Vinnie in “May 11th, 2003”

Now as I understand it you still hold the world record for being sent off in a game of football, don't you? Cause it's five seconds wasn't it?

Yeah, this was... I ran on and it was like a minute.

No, you've done it in five seconds, that's quicker than a minute.

Well no, 'bout a second actually. Mostly came on...

One second?

Yeah.

See, I'm intrigued, not being a footballist I have to admit, how do you reach an opposing player to commit some kind of atrocity in that time?