[While off-roading with caravans in tow, Jeremy's caravan starts to break down completely]
Oh, no. This is disastrous, I'm actually driving through Jeremy's caravan!
James, are things as bad back there as I suspect they are?
Well, let me put it this way, I've run over your left hand wall. Oh, and your portable lavatory! [laughs]
[A few miles later, on someone's lawn]
I could actually overtake now but this is too amusing. I've got to — [laughs uncontrollably]
[voice over] Sadly, I was laughing so much, I crashed … into myself.
[jackknifing] I've spun!
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