[After part 1 of the Hovervan segment was shown, in which the van sank in a reservoir]
Well, that was a complete catastrophe and it was all Hammond's fault.
How was it my fault?
Because, as predicted, those engines weren't powerful enough.
No, the problem was, and I never thought I'd say this, James's skirt was too small. [laughter]
No, no, I'm not having that, there was nothing wrong with my skirt. The problem was that (Jeremy) just charged into the water, as usual, like an imbecile.
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