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S18 E2

Top Gear · Season 18, Episode 2

Jeremy, James and others in “February 5th, 2012”

[While test driving the XF15OZK-4]

[voiceover] Having mastered the gearbox, it was time to open up the single-cylinder 12-horsepower engine.

[Both Jeremy and James lean back unwillingly & repeatedly every time Jeremy speeds up]

The acceleration just... is blinding! It's like a safety device. You accelerate too hard, your feet come off the pedal.

Hold on to your spine. [over rough roads] Ah!

I mean, 2004, this car was launched.

If I'd shown this to you and asked you when it was built, when would you have said?

1957.

I would say it was older than me.

Yeah.

[over rough roads] Ow! Ow!

JJJeremy & James

Poor quality!

Come on, redeeming feature, James. There must be a redeeming feature.

Uh... It's character-building.

No, 'cause I mean this...

[Engine suddenly dies]

JJJeremy & James

Oh, no!

[after failing to restart the engine] I think our test drive's over.

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