Jeremy and Richard in “November 29th, 2009”

Jeremy

Now, I don't know the papers this week, but a woman had a baby, while on her way to hospital in a Kia, OK? Now they've called the baby....Kia. [growing laughter from the audience]

Richard

Could've been worse, it could've been Proton! [laughter]

Jeremy

Because these people, called their baby Kia, Kia, the people who make the cars have actually given them a Kia car. We've got a picture of the handover [image is displayed on screen]. Now this brings onto a very important Top Gear Top Tip. If you're on your way to hospital, in labour and you're in a Kia, for God's sake get out! [laughter from Richard and the audience]

Richard

Let the child be christened 'Skip', 'Bus Stop', 'Phone Box', anything, just get out.

Jeremy

I christen this child, 'Doorway of Curries'. Because at lease you'd get a free microwave and not a hideous car like that!