[during the Basel to Blackpool race]
JJeremy (voiceover)
And then: disaster!
Here I come!
[Hammond's Volkswagen Polo BlueMotion slowly overtakes Jeremy's Jaguar, shortly before Jeremy calls Richard's phone]
It's funny you should call. I've just seen someone who looks just like you; in a Jaguar doing about fifty-six miles an hour!
I am not going to race you.
Really?
Nope. I am going to sit behind you and watch you fail!
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