[tallying the scores at the end of the British Leyland challenge]
Now, the water test.
Yeah, now this, we got 20p for every yard you covered — you did 1,500 yards, so...
Uh..
That's, um...
It's £300, you half-wit.
I was just— It was right on the tip of my tongue. [updates the scoreboard]
I did 4,500 yards, which I think you'll find is £900.
[James basks in the audience's adulation while Jeremy writes the number down]
And you did ten yards.
[helpfully] That's two pounds!
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