“Hey.. you can tell Kristin Scott Thomas is...” – Richard, Top Gear ... TV Quotes Database

[during the news]

[to May] Hey.. you can tell Kristin Scott Thomas is coming into the studio as a guest today.

How?

[pointing at Jeremy] He's wearing a suit! Look at him.

[unconvincingly] All my jeans are in the wash.

Oh, really. All of a sudden — 92 programs we've done, you've been in jeans. Now today when Kristin's coming in, they're all mucky.

I thought he was going for a job interview.

[trying to continue with the show] This Maserati—

[to Richard] He's had his hair cut as well..

I have had my hair cut, because it was too long.

I had mine cut last week and you said having a hair cut on the studio day was "gay".

I said you should spend more than four pounds on a hair cut James, that's what I actually said.

So why didn't you?

SHUT UP!

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