[The trio are departing a petrol station, having pulled in to clean up after Top Gear Dog]
The dog's not gonna be sick again, is it? The smell's not good.
No, I don't... I just don't want to...
[There is a loud crashing sound, and the car suddenly jerks to a halt]
What the hell?!
That's bad.
[James gets out, followed by Jeremy and Richard, and they see that the caravan has crashed into a metal bollard]
You...!
It's pretty poor, mate. It's pretty poor.
Caravanning, James. Something you were looking forward to.
Well, let's watch it come off. [James gets in the car, and starts reversing, causing even more damage to the caravan] Back. SLOWLY! SLOWLY! Back!
[voiceover] Our caravanning trip wasn't going well. In fact, it was even starting to strain the bonds of our friendship. ["James May mobile number 07848 687959" appears on the screen at the back of the caravan]
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