[voiceover] So we weren't looking forward to our holiday and if I'm honest we weren't enjoying the journey that much either.
We've done fifty-two miles.
That's it?
Yeah.
We've been on the road for three and a quarter hours and you've done fifty-two miles? You had my hand up.
No, you put your hand next to the gear stick, I've got to change gear.
There's no way...
[interrupting] STOP FIGHTING IN THE FRONT! We've got a long way to go!
[voiceover] It was getting claustrophobic in the Kia, but because we were caravanning, we could do what caravanners do: pull over at the side of the road and have a spot of lunch. [cut to the trio eating lunch at the side of the motorway]
[sarcastically] Tell you what, this is peaceful!
[to Jeremy] Pork pie?
What?
PORK PIE!
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