[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Hugh Grant stars in our Reasonably-Priced Car; and is the new Audi TT any good? We find out... by playing golf.
“February 4th, 2007” · Season 9, Episode 2
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (6), James May (6), Richard Hammond (2)
[on the Stig]
Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal... all we know is, he's called Lord Stig!
This is Germany, there are procedures to go through... I like procedures.
It's no wonder Michael Schumacher retired, he's slower than me!
This is a road car, and I'm up to 404... 405, come on!
[after hearing it's now illegal to retune a radio while driving] I can't listen to an episode of the Archers in the car without losing my temper, and having a crash... deliberately... to end it.
Wow! A TVR band! So presumably they play really loud, really fast and then burst into flames!
[while Jeremy is speaking before the panel of experts]
Oh look, I found Jeremy's notes: Trousers, fat, Hitler, Teige, Mazda, Alfa, modernism, minimalism.
[in the museum gift shop, as a general question] Do you have like a single volume on the artistic influence of Alfa Romeo coupes?
You went to art school--you should be good at this.
Did you go to art school?
No I didn't.
Then you wouldn't know. All you do at art school is drink and pursue women.
[to Richard on speaking before the museum experts]
Do you know what? We've made amphibious cars, we made a convertible people carrier, I've raced you to Oslo... this is the hardest thing I have ever faced.
That's the inside of the Mazda... that's not Bauhaus. That's my trousers.
MEMuseum Expert
What does it symbolize?
The Audi?
MEMuseum Expert
Yes.
It symbolises... [pause] freedom...? [making reference to the film Braveheart] freedom...! like that.
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