[During the opening sequence.]
On tonight's show: James celebrates 50 years of guitar music... in a Mercedes; a Broken Arrow star in our Reasonably-Priced Car; and I tackle the world's most fearsome race track... in a diesel.
“November 21st, 2004” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4)
Absolutely everybody here was faster than me. [talking about the Nürburgring]
SSSabine Schmitz
Yes, that's true.
Do you think I'm going to be able to get 'round in ten minutes?
SSabine
[laughing] No.
Don't sugar coat it like that, tell me straight.
SSabine
You're not one hundred percent talent-free, but... eighty percent?
Eighty percent talent free... right.
[to a biker on the Nürburgring] Get a car and some proper clothes for God's sake!
[pushing his beer away] Get thee behind me, juice of Johann Vegas.
SSabine
[to Jeremy after seeing his fastest lap] I do that lap time in a van.
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