[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: James and Richard take some cabrios to the wilds of Scotland; I go skiing on the B4796; And can you parachute into a moving car?
“July 25th, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 9
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), Richard Hammond (2)
[during the Cool Wall]
[on the Fiat Barchetta] Who said it's still a Fiat? What's wrong with the Fiat?
AMAudience Member
They're not good. They're French!
Where the hell do we get this audience from?!
A gardening programme, mate...
Do you know what Fiat stands for, the "I" in it?! Italia!
[after Jeremy rants about the MG-F as being "for people with Beards, or Breasts"]
You know sometimes, when a thought pops into your head? You should kinda leave it there...and not put it out in the world.
[apparently shocked] Did I just say that all out loud, then?
Oh, yes mate, sorry, you did.
God another thought's just popped into my head, 'bout how like the cat in Shrek 2 you look like.
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