[During the opening sequence.]
In tonight's top gear: The Mick Jagger of supercars; our quest goes on to find Britain's fastest faith; and the Stig sorts out TVR's new coupe.
“December 29th, 2002” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (3)
JJason
...and the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car...
Yeah...
JJason
...in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
[On the Bugatti Veyron.]
A thousand horse power!
That is an astonishing amount of power.
You'll go from nought to the grave in 4 seconds. Boof! I'm dead. I accelerated... Dead.
[talking about the problems on the Range Rover]
They did suffer a few problems, I mean it was with stuff like the paintwork. Interior trim, bit rattly. Engines, they can be a problem.
Yeah, the 4-litre.
And the 4.6.
And the diesel.
All the engines.
[reviewing the nominations for the 'Weirdest Renault' category]
The Vel Satis. It's a businessman's car, but only if your business is Enron. The Mégane; a family car, but only if your family is The Osbournes. And the Avantime; it's a sporty coupe, but only if you don't want a car that's sporty. Or a coupe.
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