[During the opening sequence.]
In tonight's Top Gear: Evidence that the French have gone mad; evidence that the Germans have gone mad; and as an oasis of sanity, the grannies are back!
“November 24th, 2002” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (1)
One of these days, he's gonna kill himself and we're gonna need a new Stig.
[on the Renault Vel Satis]
It's capable of going fast in the same way that Queen Victoria was capable of running. It just doesn't seem to like it very much.
[Presenting the new BMW Z4]
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.
The star we have tonight in our reasonably-priced car may look like a boy, but he is, in fact, called Tara. And that, I suppose, makes him a girl.
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