[During the opening sequence.]
In tonight's Top Gear: The most relaxing way to spend 280,000 pounds on a car; Richard reveals a budget Bond car; and a floppy haired star in our reasonably priced car.
“November 17th, 2002” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3)
[on the Bentley]
You probably think there's nothing to be scared of. You probably think you can handle it--like heroin. But look... I mean, I'm going 60 miles an hour--just a little cough [lets out a cartoonish cough] and we're doing 70... and then we're going 80... and now we're doing 90... I'm and starting to feel drowsy, 'cause it's so relaxing, as we go past 100, and 110 [trails off]... 130!
[trying to get a phone number stored on the Mercedes-Benz W220's system]
349
FCFemale Computer Voice
249
Why don't you listen?
FCFemale Computer Voice
Dialing.
No! Don't dial that! I don't know who that is, it might be the Queen!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Top Gear pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.