Benny the Ball quotes from Top Cat

Top Cat

[reading an attached note] "Compliments from a wide and grateful family and friend. Signed, Eek-Eek."

"Eek-Eek"?

Officer Dibble

What's all this "Eek-Eek" stuff?

Top Cat

Oh, the boys got a touch of indigestion. Have a banana, Dib...

Officer Dibble

Who're the bananas from?

Top Cat

Oh... they're from an anthropoid!

Officer Dibble

An anthropoid? That's nice. But getting back to chimpanzees, I'll always remember Marvo.

Top Cat

[holding a banana] So will I, so will I! And why shouldn't I remember him? [eats the banana] After all, he remembered me!

Top Cat

For the first time in my life I think I'm gonna faint! [faints]

Benny

Hey Top Cat! Wake up! Talk to me! You still have a few days left! Gee, I better get him back to the doctor. We gotta keep him gone.

Top Cat

The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!

Aye

[angry] Don't you dare mention that woman's name. I can't stand Gina Lollapalooza.

Benny

I don't blame you. She can act.

Benny

I don't think she likes us, T.C...

Top Cat

That is the understatement of the year. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!

Spook

Like, er, he ain't around pops. I bet he heard all she said.

Top Cat

You're right. And you know how sensitive Chooch gets this time of the year. Let's find him, quick.

Spook

Yeah, like he may already be... [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]

Top Cat

Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!

Choo-Choo

Uh-oh. Spook, open manhole. Dead ahead.

Spook

I got it.

Officer Dibble

Dancing under the stars under the captivating rhythms of Chico Cougo, the cha-cha king. [he does the cha-cha dance whilst obliviously standing on top of Spook, who groans and sinks deeper each time] Cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha.

Benny

Nice work, Spook.

Spook

Man, like, uh, he dislocha-cha'd my sacridiliac