Choo-Choo quotes from Top Cat

Top Cat

Look, Marvo old pal, not that I'm impatient or anything but what time do the massages start? And the champagne?

[confused] Eek?

Top Cat

You know, like it says in the newspaper, [He hands Marvo the newspaper] the piped-in music special, the food, the silked sheets, and the limousines. On that, do we have a choice of colour? Shouldn't there be orchestra dances?

Eek-Eek [He bursts out laughing whilst pointing at the newspaper]

Choo-Choo

I think he's trying to tell us something.

Top Cat

He's probably trying to tell us we've been had. Come on, we're getting out of here even if we have to dig our way out.

Top Cat

Fellas, do you know where we are? Cape, and get this, Canaveral!

Spook

Canaveral?

Benny

You mean where they... "whoosh!"

Top Cat

Uh-huh!

Choo Choo

And get this: they "whoosh!" with us in the "whoosh!"-ster!

Top Cat

[reading an attached note] "Compliments from a wide and grateful family and friend. Signed, Eek-Eek."

"Eek-Eek"?

Officer Dibble

What's all this "Eek-Eek" stuff?

Top Cat

Oh, the boys got a touch of indigestion. Have a banana, Dib...

Officer Dibble

Who're the bananas from?

Top Cat

Oh... they're from an anthropoid!

Officer Dibble

An anthropoid? That's nice. But getting back to chimpanzees, I'll always remember Marvo.

Top Cat

[holding a banana] So will I, so will I! And why shouldn't I remember him? [eats the banana] After all, he remembered me!

Top Cat

I haven't had a job for as long as I can remember. And, my little Benny has no shoes. My poor Chooch has never been to school...

Choo-Choo

What do you mean "I haven't been to school?" I have so.

Top Cat

Quiet Chooch. Kindergarten doesn't count so don't interrupt.

Choo Choo

But gosh Top Cat.

Top Cat

It's the moment of decision: do we want other moochers movin' in and moochin' in our moochery? No, we must make a stand. And most of all, remember, it's not for us... it's for Tony and all the zebras in Africa.

Choo-Choo

Uh-oh. Spook, open manhole. Dead ahead.

Spook

I got it.

Officer Dibble

Dancing under the stars under the captivating rhythms of Chico Cougo, the cha-cha king. [he does the cha-cha dance whilst obliviously standing on top of Spook, who groans and sinks deeper each time] Cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha, cha cha, cha-cha-cha.

Benny

Nice work, Spook.

Spook

Man, like, uh, he dislocha-cha'd my sacridiliac

Top Cat

[seeing a groaning Benny] Oh, no, you blew it...

Choo Choo

Sorry, T.C. He got run over by a piano.

Top Cat

Run over by a piano? How do ya get run over by a piano?

Officer Dibble

Why, what's the matter with you, T.C? You really look all beat up.

Choo-Choo

Stick around. You haven't seen anything yet.