Titus and Ken in “Gift of the Car Guy”

Dad, you know she can't work in a place like that. You should have done something.

Ken

All right, how much?

Something. Anything. Just get her the hell out of there.

Ken

Numbnuts, how much money do you want to keep her from working there?

"Numbuts"?

Ken

Erin is not going to work at that bar! I don't want to have to check every waitress' face before I pinch her behind. [opens his checkbook] Three grand?

What?

Ken

Five grand.

You know, you're amazing? My business is going under, you won't lend me money. I start drinking again, you don't lend me money. But my girlfriend makes you uncomfortable about staring at the nipples of disturbed ex-cheerleaders, and all of sudden you're willing to fork over five grand? Well, you know something, dad? I'll take it!