[Having been tricked by Erin into spending time together, Titus and Ken plot on how to pay her back.]
TTitus
What's the worst thing you can do to a pretty woman?
Throw hot acid in her face.
[Titus spit-takes his coffee.]
TTitus
Dad, more practical joke, less lifetime deformity.
I was talking hypothetically! I love Erin!
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