Normal people fear the day their parents die. Screwed-up people fear the day their parents kill. My mom killed a guy. At our wedding. So, I can pretty much check that one off. But, she's my mom, and, no matter what she did, I can't just walk away from her. She gave me birth. She gave me love. She gave me the ability to make a cigarette fire look like it was started by the hot water heater.
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